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Nepročitano 13-09-09, 17:51   #21
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Ode Sanader u posjet kod Obame i ovaj ga ugosti bogato i priredi bal u njegovu čast.
Sanader se začudi i upita Obamu: - Sigurno Vas je puno koštao ovaj bal,
od kud vam toliki novci?
Obama se nasmiješi i odgovori:
- Eto, vidi onaj most na periferiji Washingtona?
Računali smo da će nas koštati 10 milijuna dolara da ga izgradimo,
ali nas je koštao 8 milijuna, od te razlike smo priredili ovaj bal.
Nedugo nakon Sanaderove posjete dođe Obama u Hrvatsku.
Sanader ga ugosti kao cara na jahti, brdo hrane, pića koliko ti srce želi.
Obama se začudi, znajući da je Hrvatska u krizi:
- Je li, od kud ovako bogata gozba kad je država pred bankrotom?
Sanader odgovori mrtav-hladan:
- Ovo je tradicionalno gostoprimstvo,
ali, od kud vam novac za sve ovo?
- E, vidiš tamo Pelješki most?
Obama se dobro zagleda:
Ne vidim!
Eeeeeeeee!!!


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Zvoni telefon u kuci Zeljka Keruma
Javlja se njegova žena i čuje umilni ženski glas:

"Dobar dan! Jel'to kuća Kerumovih? Treba mi Željko!"
"A ko ga traži?"
"Ovdje njegova školska drugarica."
"Lažeš, kurvetino, Željko nikad nije iš'o u školu!"




Sretnu se Mujo i Haso nakon deset godina.
• Ma gdje si ti, kućo stara, nisam te vidio sto godina!
• Pa evo me, putovao malo po svijetu, bio tu i tamo, čak sam živio 2 godine u Londonu!
• London? Gdje ti je to?
• To ti je grad u Engleskoj, jedno 2.000 kilometara od Sarajeva.
• U jebote, koja vukojebina!





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Razgovaraju Hrvat i Švicarac:
- Kako to vi Švicarci imate ministra pomorstva, a nemate more?!
- Pa i vi imate ministra financija...


Zaustavili policajci Jadranku Kosor.
- "Isprave molim!" kaze pandur.
- "Znate li vi tko sam ja?" upita ga Jaca.
- "Ne!" odgovori pandur.
- "Ja sam prva dama Hrvatske!" kaze Jaca.
- "Kolega, dodji vidi sto se Severina ofucala!"


Sretne Mujo Hasu u robnoj kući..
- Đe si, ba, što ima?
- Ma, tražim ti, bolan, kupaće gaće.
- Što će ti kupaće gaće sad u siječnju?
- Trebaju mi, bolan, riješila Fata da me vodi na nekako "Labuđe jezero" sutra
navečer.
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Razgovaraju Hrvat i Švicarac:
- Kako to vi Švicarci imate ministra pomorstva, a nemate more?!
- Pa i vi imate ministra financija...

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Thumbs Up Michael Jackson Ghost? During CNN Larry King Interview with Jermaine Jackson

obavezno pojačati zvuk, u pozadini duh i glas...Michael Jackson-a...

Ghost (PROOF)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbHhYo1fMU
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Zadani Mali djavolcic...

Mali đavolčić sletio u New York i kaže:

"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti." Ovi ga odmah na aerodromu okrenu i kažu:

"Ne možeš ovdje krasti, idi u Englesku."


On ode tamo i ista prica: "Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti."

Ovi ga isto nalijepe i pošalju u Njemačku: "Idi tamo pa kradi, tamo se krade."



I on u Njemačku ... Sleti na aerodrom i kaže:
"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti."

Ovi ga odmah u rikverc i kažu: "Ima jedna zemlja dole niže, na Balkanu, Hrvatska, tamo se krade nemilice, idi tamo."


On odmah u Hrvatsku, sleti na aerodrom u Zagrebu i kaže:

"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam ... ma ... gdje mi je koferić, jebem vam mater lopovsku...."
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Mali đavolčić sletio u New York i kaže:

"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti." Ovi ga odmah na aerodromu okrenu i kažu:

"Ne možeš ovdje krasti, idi u Englesku."


On ode tamo i ista prica: "Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti."

Ovi ga isto nalijepe i pošalju u Njemačku: "Idi tamo pa kradi, tamo se krade."



I on u Njemačku ... Sleti na aerodrom i kaže:
"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam koferić i došao sam krasti."

Ovi ga odmah u rikverc i kažu: "Ima jedna zemlja dole niže, na Balkanu, Hrvatska, tamo se krade nemilice, idi tamo."


On odmah u Hrvatsku, sleti na aerodrom u Zagrebu i kaže:

"Ja sam mali đavolčić, imam ... ma ... gdje mi je koferić, jebem vam mater lopovsku...."


"Karakter je čovjeku sudbina" (Heraklit)



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obavezno pojačati zvuk, u pozadini duh i glas...Michael Jackson-a...

Ghost (PROOF)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbHhYo1fMU
Colin, posteno si me uplasio- vrisnula sam glasnije nego onaj duh .
Ali vicevi su ti da places od smeha , svaka cast...cekamo nastavak
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