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Nepročitano 17-02-12, 13:36   #1
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Ovdje možemo pisati o našim malim 'tajnama', 'nestašlucima','onome što nam baš ne služi na čast a znamo da je tako i puštamo neka bude iz određenih samo nama znanih razloga'.

Ja počinjem....

U ponedjeljak je u gradu bilo koma, snijega neočišćenog, natrpanog , a sve garnirano solju. Pa su mi hlače bile skoro do koljena šarene od soli. Do danas nisam niš' napravila po tom pitanju, tako da sam danas mrtva hladna po gradu išla u 'posoljenim hlačama'. Zašto????? Nije mi se dalo prati hlače( krajnost ljenosti u odnosu na dosadašnju revnost u svemu), ali sam čizmice malo sredila, jelte. Kome je smetalo , nije treb'o gledati.



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Po broju smajlića shvaćate kakav je to gušt................
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Imaš sreće da nije bilo koza u blizini, inače bi te lizale po hlačama. I to u hodu.
Ja radim na osiguranju jedne tvrtke u kojo su na snazi mjere štednje, te dečko koji radi na prijamu i izdavanju robe ne smije koristiti registratore, već otpremnice mora slagati u kutiju po nalogu voditelja.
Sad, u tu tvrtku je iz sjedišta došla određena skupina (4) djelatnika odraditi određeni posao i imaju gablec na račun tvrtke, a tome se priključio i navedeni voditelj iako nema pravo na njega.
Znači, on svaki dan pojede tri registratora, a do sada već nekih 60ak.
Štednja, nema što. Isto kao i državni vrh.
Kad sam to rekao tom dečku, vidno je pobjesnio.
Sad kad dođe gablec, ja ga poneki put nazovem i kažem mu da dođe po tri registratora.
Reakciju ne moram niti opisivati..


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"Posoljene hlače" po gradu....sramota.
Eh Cam, za 'uštogljenu' ozbiljnu žensku , velika.........
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Zima, noć prije oprala kosu i ujutro se kosa sva napuhala. Imam na zaliscima neku kratku kosicu i ona se sva nakostriješila. Nemajući boljeg izbora, zaližem se i zavežem kosu.
Idem na fax i neki lik mi ide u susret i gleda me... ma gleda me zapanjen! Ja se mislim - Vau, ovaj baš ne zna sakrit kad mu se neko sviđa... Ili je hrabar... Sviđa mi se! I nakezim se ja njemu u prolazu.
Nakon par koraka samozadovoljno se pogledam u nekom izlogu u namjeri da si namignem, kad ono - puhao je vjetar, i zalizana kratka kosica se uspravila tak da sam imala prave pravcate rogiće


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Padovi... ja sam kamikaza na štiklama.

Prije nekoliko godina sam bila unaprijeđena na prilično dobru poziciju i nešto sam imala sastanke kod nekih bitnih ljudi i sva sam si bila važna.
Onak pici-pici, natovarena na štikletine, svjesna jelte... (budaletina)
Trebala samo doći do mini busića gradskog prijevoza i onako, iz daljine mi se činilo da vidim busić na koji trebam ići. Imala sam sunčane naočale i totalno sam čorava kada ih imam... a busić je kao krenuo.
Potrčala u svojim pici-pici štiklicama, doslovno se ozula u zraku, jedna mi je odletjela, drugu sam ogulila, tresnula sam na koljena, potrgala si hlače i išla mi je krv iz ruke. Moji mnogo važni papiri su se rastepli...
Srećom, nekoliko savjesnih građana mi je priskočilo u pomoć... skupili su mi štikle i ostalo... rikavali su od smijeha, a meni su kroz napadaje smijeha tekle suze jer me je bolila ruka i srce od podrapanih hlaća.
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Zima, noć prije opala kosu i ujutro se kosa sva napuhala. Imam na zaliscima neku kratku kosicu i ona se sva nakostriješila. Nemajući boljeg izbora, zaližem se i zavežem kosu.
Idem na fax i neki lik mi ide u susret i gleda me... ma gleda me zapanjen! Ja se mislim - Vau, ovaj baš ne zna sakrit kad mu se neko sviđa... Ili je hrabar... Sviđa mi se! I nakezim se ja njemu u prolazu.
Nakon par koraka samozadovoljno se pogledam u nekom izlogu u namjeri da si namignem, kad ono - puhao je vjetar, i zalizana kratka kosica se uspravila tak da sam imala prave pravcate rogiće
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Padovi... ja sam kamikaza na štiklama.


Srećom, nekoliko savjesnih građana mi je priskočilo u pomoć... skupili su mi štikle i ostalo... rikavali su od smijeha, a meni su kroz napadaje smijeha tekle suze jer me je bolila ruka i srce od podrapanih hlaća.

a mene trbuh boli od smijeha


Ci eravamo incontrati perché doveva succedere; e anche se non fosse stato quel giorno,
prima o poi ci saremmo sicuramente incontrati da qualche altra parte.
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Ovo je jedna moja tajna... slobodno se poslužite fintom.

Često bih nazočila sastancima ko asistent ili voditelj jedinice.. a sastanci, što su na njima važnije face, to su gluplji.. to više ima korištenja stranih izraza i preseravanja.
I tako bi mene svako malo napelo na luđački smijeh, smirivanje kojeg bi bilo izuzetno teško.
Moja finta je da kada dođe napadaj smijeha, fiksiram pogled između očiju "važne osobe" i zadam si matematički zadatak u glavi.
2*2-7*6 ili kompliciranije...
Samo si zamislite kako ozbiljno, profesionalno i usredotočeno izgledam.
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Novi vinodolski.
Ljeto 1986.
Ljetovanje cijelog 4b kojeg sam bio ponosni član.
Šetnja ulicama i razgledavanje malo žurnijim korakom.
Odjednom se zagledam u neki kip.
Kako prolazimo pokraj njega tako mi se glava okreče za njim.
I u trenutku dok dok mi tijelo ide naprijed, a glava gleda iza koliko je moguće, TRES!
Tako sam tresnuo glavom u znak STOP (u biti, samo u šipku koja drži znak STOP) da sam vidio sve zvijezde i galebove u blizini.
Oduševljenje koje sam time izazvao je toliko ljudima uljepšalo dan da su se nekoliko dana kasnije smijali.
Prolaznike nisam u to ubrojio.


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.. a sastanci, što su na njima važnije face, to su gluplji.. to više ima korištenja stranih izraza i preseravanja.
I tako bi mene svako malo napelo na luđački smijeh, smirivanje kojeg bi bilo izuzetno teško.



A moja finta....ograničiti napadaje smijeha samo na jednom, i ljubazno se ispričati i otići do wc-a i cerekati se do mile volje, tamo , minuticu-dvije( ako nema korporativnih damica u wc-u , stati pred ogledalo i promatrati svoje izražaje lica), brzo se vratiti i coolirati do kraja sastanka.
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